Wayne is proving a very popular chap with donations of a ribbon, crown, fag and hazelnut to date. He is the smartest stuffed weasel in town. Fact.
He's a long-tailed weasel, apparently. Rob and Lolly picked him up in Spitalfields market (cue pulling jokes) for a bargainous sum of £25. Is that a bargain? Who knows the market rates of slightly manky stuffed weasels? Anyway he's now residing on the 3rd floor of Hanbury Street, replacing me (Emma) as desk companion. The level of conversation will only improve.