Epic Straws

As well as taking over the world, one milkman at the time, Bertrum Thumbcat is yet again back. This time, his paw and thumbprints are (literally) all over Cravendale’s new on-pack promotion – Epic Straws

What, on the surface, may look like a fun toy for milk-loving kids, is actually a cunning customizable tool for stealing milk – Extreme Pilfering Instrument for Cravendale. By getting them into every household in the country, his comrades are perfectly placed to pilfer the Cravendale when the feline uprising happens.

Bertrum has even written and produced a film to promote the offer:

Is there no end to his thumbed talents?

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